Reasonable Priorities

(Bart and Lisa rush into the room. Homer sits in his recliner, watching television.)

[Bart and Lisa]: “Dad! Dad! We did something awful!”
[Homer]: (worried) “Did you wreck the car?”
[Lisa]: “No.”
[Homer]: “Did you raise the dead?”
[Bart and Lisa]: “Uh-huh!”
[Homer]: “But the car’s okay?”
[Bart and Lisa]: (nod)
[Homer]: “All right, then.”

The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror III, “Dial Z for Zombie”

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